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chekhov:

I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.

I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave. 

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dietchola:

cutting yourself while shaving your armpits is honestly so terrifying

OMFG I THOUGHT I WAS BLEEDING RANDOMLY OUT OF MY ARMPIT CUZ I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I CUT MY SELF WITH MY RAZOR !!

acquaint:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

i would kill a bunch of sloths cos they smell and im actually scared of them.

(Source: attains, via twoopy-deactivated20130422)

aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

Someone making a black girls joke:

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